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Country : CANADA Canada [Alberta]

Call me an idiot (like scamp and keops already do), but with my knowledge of geography is Canada a part of North America. Even when North America and South America are two continents they are known as America, its people are known as Americans.



But hey, I'm with you. People here stil think I am a Bavarian or Hitler or some other sort of bad human because I'm living in Germany. But do Germans look like that, I don't think so:


FRAEND

zee jermans are cöming!

No, this is how they look:

Some germans relaxing after a hard day of work at BMW:

Ok, and for madenmann. Not all people in north america are equal, just have a look:

Hey.
I'm not a lumberjack,
or a fur trader...
and I don't live in an igloo
or eat blubber, or own a dogsled...
and I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzy from Canada,
although I'm certain they're really, really nice.

I have a Prime Minister,
not a President.
I speak English and French,
NOT American.
and I pronouce it ABOUT,
NOT A BOOT.

I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack.
I believe in peace keeping, NOT policing.
DIVERSITY, NOT assimilation,
AND THAT THE BEAVER IS A TRULY PROUD AND NOBLE ANIMAL.
A TOQUE IS A HAT,
A CHESTERFIELD IS A COUCH,
AND IT IS PRONOUCED 'ZED' NOT 'ZEE', 'ZED'!

CANADA IS THE SECOND LARGEST LANDMASS!
THE FIRST NATION OF HOCKEY!
AND THE BEST PART OF NORTH AMERICA!

MY NAME IS JOE!
AND I AM CANADIAN!


\o/

Ok, joe calm down now. I will allow you to trade some beaver skins for real beer.

Wrong. At least from my perspective anyways. Canadians are just Canadians. We don't think of ourselves as "north americans" even though we live here.

oh, and some people call us Canucks...

Too bad COMA isn't held anymore =(
(Why did it stop?)

In any case, how is slc now? And Pilgrimage... What's the attendance? =)

luckily for germans and americans, there is ONE man that bonds these countries!!



ALL HAIL KING HASSELHOFF!

New adblock filter: *hasselhoff*

okkie, hulde :D

portuguese are just portuguese. atleast from my point of view. i dont think of ourselfs as "europeans" even though we live here.

oh, and some ppl call us tugas.

"my country is so big, that its like a continent of its own!"

"too bad our demoscene is "underground" ((tm) (c) rich @ wikipedia) or we would kick your ass"

and tomorow i expect a new news item at snn:
"the bitter scene bites at the americans (and canadians)"

but fear not, the overwhelmingly awesome new releases of this years pilgrimage (maybe i should start a new thread for discussing the prods already) will prove us all european wankers who owns what.

hello everyone from the grand americana

:)

Alright alright... I'm just going to start putting blanks in my sentences and people can fill it in as needed. Apparently I have excellent and misquoteable grammer.

/slengpung/pilgrimage2004/

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What a waste of bandwidth