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Jag er et kvaj by Hybris/NEMESIS
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release date : december 2001
release party : The Party 2001
compo : combined demo
ranked : 2nd
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popularity : 67%
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fuck this... and ppot sucks as well...
sucks added on the 2001-12-31 12:01:24 by uncle-x uncle-x
i just read the .nfo file and i have to agree with uncle-x.
sucks added on the 2001-12-31 13:17:14 by rasmus/loonies rasmus/loonies
hate the original track, hate this one.
sucks added on the 2001-12-31 13:40:28 by lug00ber lug00ber
any decent organisers wouldn't have even shown shit like this in any compo. the tune is a total rip-off (do they have any copyright laws in denmark??? and why in the hell smash design had to change a song in their wilddemo because it was copyrighted, but this kind of total ripoffing was allowed?!) and the effects are UGLY and LAME.

ofcourse the danish lamer bastards voted for hybris/NEMESIS since they are such a big name, but the organisers should've had enough intelligence to disqualife this shit when that happened.

i fucking hate you and i promise that i will hunt you down and kill you.
rulez added on the 2001-12-31 14:10:33 by nosfe nosfe
Wow.. makes Lego Basics look kick-ass in comparison. Remember when they used to make good, funny wild demos?
sucks added on the 2001-12-31 14:14:45 by phoenix phoenix
It's good to see you're remaining calm, Nosfe!

Oh yes, this sucks ofcourse.
sucks added on the 2001-12-31 14:29:09 by sagacity sagacity
Umm. Despite all the negative comments I bothered to download this one...

And it really deserves a thumbs down. Maybe it's funny for those who understand what they're singing, but 2nd place... SECOND PLACE?
sucks added on the 2001-12-31 14:34:02 by tomaes tomaes
Well, it's a known fact that this years voting at TP was really rotten.

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FUCK YOU! This demo ruined the democompo, cause all those idiotic guage lamers voted for this shit.

I'd say you guys are lamer than all the quakelamers of the world together. If these kinds of prods start getting prizes from DEMOCOMPO, I'd say that demoscene is truly dead...
sucks added on the 2001-12-31 14:48:43 by asasel asasel
You shoud have refused the prize, sice the "medium" demo kicks everyone´s ass big time. Namevoting SUCKS, face that.
sucks added on the 2001-12-31 15:06:08 by dixan dixan
fuck this shit
sucks added on the 2001-12-31 15:06:54 by hooligan hooligan
poo
sucks added on the 2001-12-31 15:07:33 by sivu sivu
yes, it sucked that this placed 2nd, but how can you hold h/n responsible for that? they just had an mp3 song (that probably is very funny if you understand danish, who knows ;) that wasn't somehow played in the mp3 compo. since they wanted to have this song released as a tp entry, they decided to quickly (ie. in a few hours) throw together some demo with no other purpose than to feature this mp3. nothing bad about it thus far, imo.
but then came the voters and voted it on the 2nd place, which i guess came as a big shock to h/n, but they couldn't really do anything against that, could they?
somehow, i felt this years voting on tp was just a big joke...
added on the 2001-12-31 15:19:46 by exoticorn exoticorn
What does this demonstrate? Stupidness?
sucks added on the 2001-12-31 15:22:57 by Wain Wain
One of the worst demos ever released, and it places second at TP! This shit sucks.
sucks added on the 2001-12-31 15:24:38 by bumbu bumbu
argh!
sucks added on the 2001-12-31 15:29:50 by heman heman
[sivu] You're perfectly right. This is exactly what happened. Before the party we talked about reinventing the old lamer-demo and make the ultimate lamer-demo, but as with the rest of our stuff, we started to late (and had to make the ppot CD) this year... It's is not like we're proud of our second place... we talked to PET afterwards and excused 100%. He had the right scene spirit and understood what really happened. Thumbs up to him!!
added on the 2001-12-31 16:01:35 by beyond beyond
Makes the Nextempire demo seem absolutely brilliant in comparison.

I guess I might have found this amusing, had it not helped fuck up the results.
sucks added on the 2001-12-31 16:06:11 by jobe jobe
ok, so i just downloaded the demo and heard the tune. i must say that it is actually quite fun, it's in the same genre as the "karl koder.mp3" from tp2000. both feature a commercial tune with some new danish vocals.
naah. you're just all jealous because you can't do any better :)

now, seriously, every democompo deserves "some random shit" to be shown. the real problem is that this time it came second. why? well, there were about 6000 non-scene related reasons for that.

tp is dead. i think even h/n expected this to come 15th or so.
added on the 2001-12-31 16:11:31 by 216 216
a horrible prod
sucks added on the 2001-12-31 16:20:17 by PigPen PigPen
h/N should've gone farbrausch with the prize money and end up being the moral winners of the democompo:)
added on the 2001-12-31 16:23:53 by uncle-x uncle-x
Horrible piece of crap. Is this a new trend on the biggest demoparties? First tAAt gets 4th at assembly and now this.
sucks added on the 2001-12-31 17:36:51 by noid noid
i don't know what to say
sucks added on the 2001-12-31 17:42:46 by raymon raymon
only a dane can vote such crap. the best bit would have been that it would have won and haujobb came second. we could all had a fun
added on the 2001-12-31 18:33:11 by hooligan hooligan
This demo completely gives me a danish feeling. For the fucking pervert difference I give a plus for this one. Not even the Animal Porn film we bought on some danish gas station outranks this one.
rulez added on the 2001-12-31 18:39:18 by droid droid
i´m speechless.... A complete waste of space on the HD. shame on you...
sucks added on the 2001-12-31 23:34:09 by ekoli ekoli
I can't believe this got 2nd place?????? what is wrong with the demoscene today?
sucks added on the 2002-01-01 02:05:32 by oldaccount oldaccount
Whoa... This sucks.
sucks added on the 2002-01-01 09:28:32 by sea_monkey sea_monkey
Sorry, guys. This demo was never ment as anything more than a laugh at the compo. I don't know why anybody would vote for it - I sure did not myself. (I voted for PET). In the OLD days lamer demos popped up all the time - people had a laugh and then voted for the good stuff. I thought that still applied. As I said at the Party, I am embarrased and sorry about the second place. Luckily PET was big enough to accept my apology, and I hope whoever got 4'th will do the same. Please do not blame the Party or the Gamers. Blame me, if you want.
sucks added on the 2002-01-01 14:19:51 by trauma trauma
sorry...;)
sucks added on the 2002-01-01 17:03:03 by got got
Uhhuh. I mean... uh.

Btw, I used to know Danish and even was able to speak some once, but what does "kvaj" mean?
sucks added on the 2002-01-01 20:29:17 by DiamonDie DiamonDie
"kvaj" is equivalent to "nitwit" or "fool", sometimes in a jerkish or idiotic way...
added on the 2002-01-02 10:21:58 by beyond beyond
"kvaj" is equivalent to "nitwit" or "fool", sometimes in a jerkish or idiotic way...
added on the 2002-01-02 10:21:58 by beyond beyond
2ND!? This is shite. Even nextempire's rush hour is better than this.

Well I didn't watch this completely but I think I didn't miss any killer effect in the end :>
sucks added on the 2002-01-02 11:21:33 by teel teel
Ay caramba! This gives ANY stuffed voting and bad product a run for it's money.

DAMN.
sucks added on the 2002-01-02 16:53:07 by Shifter Shifter
i actually laughed like hell when it was shown.. but second place..? not worthy, not worthy at all.
sucks added on the 2002-01-02 17:54:43 by gloom gloom
i don't see why you all dislike this. i found the effects rather refreshing and the overal design was really nice.
rulez added on the 2002-01-02 18:39:47 by ileaardbei ileaardbei
with that thumb there, that's trolling, not sarcasm, you know..
added on the 2002-01-02 22:10:11 by 216 216
i promised myself to return here every day in year 2002 to diss this shit. allthough, i admit it isnt the creators fault they won. buy alcohol with the prizemoney and offer it to finnish sceners at Mekka, we'll be happy puppies!
added on the 2002-01-03 19:02:52 by hooligan hooligan
to FINNISH sceners? the one who made the best demo at tp where germans moron
added on the 2002-01-03 19:16:09 by Hatikvah Hatikvah
Shit....why this fucking no-brain thingy was 2nd ????
sucks added on the 2002-01-03 19:55:31 by Trauma Zero Trauma Zero
Tp er et kvaj :P
sucks added on the 2002-01-03 19:56:46 by cg cg
stefan.. little piece of shit idiot. where the hell you get the idea i was referring to winning demo? moron... a clever one would have known that finns had the REAL party 150m from the partyhall.
added on the 2002-01-03 20:48:06 by hooligan hooligan
i agree with thg^dcs (and the end of the REAL party was a the hospital :)
added on the 2002-01-03 21:16:08 by jb jb
any decent party ends with people getting taken to hospital. :)

and the finnish party outside theparty also had better quality in productions released. since, no-one released SHIT like this there.
added on the 2002-01-04 00:52:15 by nosfe nosfe
just a screen to present a music, humm, not a music, a 'wild mp3'
so nothing to say more, except i dont understand the song
and the gfxs are very ugly
HybrisNemesis : please, do only Wilds :))
sucks added on the 2002-01-04 14:30:16 by Zone (leZone) Zone (leZone)
C'mon guys. I can understand you who say "TP is dead, this crap doesn't deserve the 2nd place etc."

You maybe know better than me, who i never was really there, who i never used to be active in the scene since i don't have the experience yet (i'm 15.)

Maybe i just should fuck up and go play Quake.

Know what? I really don't understand why this one didn't get on the 1st place.

Know why?

This one doesn't base on hyper 3d high end torusknot/metaball/tunnel shit like we can see it in every 2nd so-called "demo".

The scene exists mainly to have fun and to entertain each other.
Now ok, if you don't understand Danish (as i do, i'm german), read the English lyrics translation: http://www.hybrisnemesis.com/demoparties/tp01/kvaj-fool.txt
Then, listen to the original song (Afroman - Because i got high), maybe you now understand why i'm still not playin' Quake.
I was rotfl'ing when listening to the soundtrack, despite to the fact that i didn't understand the language!
Gee, dammit, they don't have lens flares and torus knots and hypervoxels and all that crap of which many "demos" use to consist.
But it did exactly what i expect from a demo: It entertained me. If it did you not, vote it down.

Do you rather like to see einklang.net's WinAmp plugin (aka "demo", like they call it) on 1st place?

Yes, Hjb's Elements _do_ deserve the 1st place, just like fr's darker remix would deserve the 2nd place. But this one does not "_suck_" because it doesn't use metaballs and torusknots!

It's fun. It's a great work.
Could _you_ remake and build up a parody of a song in less than 30 mins, just when you got to know that your main entry won't be publshed?

But you didn't.

Maybe it isn't the state of the demo art, but it is nor lame neither does it suck. It deserves the 2nd place, and it does so just because of the fact that there was Haujobb with a great ambient soundtrack in their Elements to take the _first_ place, not more.


And yes, i should better go play Quake now.
rulez added on the 2002-01-09 20:58:57 by Hoëk Hoëk
C'mon guys. I can understand you who say "TP is dead, this crap doesn't deserve the 2nd place etc."

You maybe know better than me, who i never was really there, who i never used to be active in the scene since i don't have the experience yet (i'm 15.)

Maybe i just should fuck up and go play Quake.

Know what? I really don't understand why this one didn't get on the 1st place.

Know why?

This one doesn't base on hyper 3d high end torusknot/metaball/tunnel shit like we can see it in every 2nd so-called "demo".

The scene exists mainly to have fun and to entertain each other.
Now ok, if you don't understand Danish (as i do, i'm german), read the English lyrics translation: http://www.hybrisnemesis.com/demoparties/tp01/kvaj-fool.txt
Then, listen to the original song (Afroman - Because i got high), maybe you now understand why i'm still not playin' Quake.
I was rotfl'ing when listening to the soundtrack, despite to the fact that i didn't understand the language!
Gee, dammit, they don't have lens flares and torus knots and hypervoxels and all that crap of which many "demos" use to consist.
But it did exactly what i expect from a demo: It entertained me. If it did you not, vote it down.

Do you rather like to see einklang.net's WinAmp plugin (aka "demo", like they call it) on 1st place?

Yes, Hjb's Elements _do_ deserve the 1st place, just like fr's darker remix would deserve the 2nd place. But this one does not "_suck_" because it doesn't use metaballs and torusknots!

It's fun. It's a great work.
Could _you_ remake and build up a parody of a song in less than 30 mins, just when you got to know that your main entry won't be publshed?

But you didn't.

Maybe it isn't the state of the demo art, but it is nor lame neither does it suck. It deserves the 2nd place, and it does so just because of the fact that there was Haujobb with a great ambient soundtrack in their Elements to take the _first_ place, not more.


And yes, i should better go play Quake now.
added on the 2002-01-09 20:59:31 by Hoëk Hoëk
hoed, with 15 years of scene experience.. let me tell you my little friend: this is the mother of all fuck ups in any party i have visited, and i have visited MANY. no matter how funny the lyrics or that newskool demos do consists only of 3d ... it just doesnt change the fact that this is 100% shit. you may go play quake now
added on the 2002-01-11 07:24:45 by hooligan hooligan
Hoek, the parody was *not* made in 30 mins, the rest was because the track was too late for the MP3 compo...
added on the 2002-01-11 08:29:04 by ryg ryg
thg, give the guy a break. The two of you do not share the same opinion, but that doesn't entitle you to be condescending!

You obviously don't like our demo, which is fine with me (it is a joke, ok?), but I must say that it seems that 15 years of scene experience haven't taught you that it is all about having fun. Lighten up a bit!
It is not that I like all the "WinAmp plugin" demos that much, but I respect them somehow and don't need to rant all the time about them.

Generally speaking and disregarding "Jeg er et Kvaj" many sceners are IMHO very single minded and can only appreciate what they make themselves. This is quite a natural attitude, but come on!

There are many kinds of demos and different forums for them, ie. TP != MS. Try not to end up being all stubborn and afraid of changes and differences in the spectrum. Think about it!
added on the 2002-01-11 10:40:13 by beyond beyond
Beyond: that is true. i hate it. Still, i don't blame you for taking the second price. I rather blame voters and pll like Hoek for ruining the most important compo in demoparties. It may have funny lyrics etc. but still you know yourself this really aint worth the second prize, right? We can discuss about this over a beer at Mekka, ok? :)
added on the 2002-01-11 10:57:58 by hooligan hooligan
Don't blame h/N, blame those who voted for the demo. Blame the lameass TP crowd. (It still sucks. :)
sucks added on the 2002-01-11 12:41:53 by thorsten thorsten
There is nothing wrong with the TP crowd. Sceners submitting demos for the TP compos know how the rules are, but afterwards they all get angry with the non-sceners votes. It is how TP works, and everybody knows it!

I make demos for fun... I like to entertain people... No more and no less! I don't do it for the prizes or the glory of it all... Even though it is a nice side effect.
added on the 2002-01-11 13:11:33 by beyond beyond
you only make me angry with doing shit like this. even the wors prods from ISO or HIRMU are better than this.

and why are you allowed to use copyrighted material in your productions while others are not?
added on the 2002-01-14 15:22:18 by nosfe nosfe
Beyond: as much as you are entitled to your own opinion...shut up. Even just for the sake of yourself: you're just doing what you've been badmouthing yourself, mr. self-centered.

There's having fun (which IS indeed what the scene is about -apart from stinging other people's eyes out with "what-I-did-before-you-did", an ancient almost abandonded art) and there's cheap shots like these to appease to the general public. The mp3 compo was spared a rather lame winner.

Oh, and Hoek...that screenshot is a wireframe metaball whatnot thing. That makes your uber-demo at least partly shit according to your own little rant.
added on the 2002-01-15 00:54:41 by Shifter Shifter
I don't know danish so this make little sence to me.

2nd place is what the people have chosen. Demos are made for people, not sceners only. Unless we all live in a different planet, which comes to a surprise for me.

Demoscene in my book is about having fun, so second place prize money makes little sence to me.

Have FUN (not sex, that costs)
added on the 2002-01-15 01:16:55 by moT moT
I think a lot of guys in this forum could use some sex.
added on the 2002-01-15 15:28:42 by beyond beyond
so beyond... let's shag.
added on the 2002-01-15 15:52:50 by _ _
so beyond... let's shag.
sucks added on the 2002-01-15 15:53:11 by _ _
EOD
added on the 2002-01-21 08:50:58 by hooligan hooligan
Booooo get off the stage fo0ls!!
no actually im danish and its a good laugh when you understand whats going on, but thats that. i think its beyond reality that this won over einklangs "winamp plugin" (hoeg are you trippin fool???). because that "whineamp plug" is the phattest thing released at the party, haujobb ...well just looked like haujobb nothing special.

this demo is FOR DANES only, the rest of you can shut the piehole
sucks added on the 2002-01-21 09:58:26 by NoahR NoahR
why are people still acting like idiots here?
you have gotten an explanation, and you have even gotten an excuse which imho you should not have received. still morons rant and whine, and it is annoying.
check out a norwegian equivalent, which does almost the same, but displaying pictures of norwegian (amiga)sceners in stead of effects. it's funny, and it didn't win. that is the way this story should have ended as well. that it didn't isn't HN's fault.
http://www.pouet.net/prod.php?which=3891
added on the 2002-01-21 11:00:37 by lug00ber lug00ber
this still sucks.
added on the 2002-06-06 13:06:28 by nosfe nosfe
stop bullshitting (especially mr. hoek) around and stop going to TP
sucks added on the 2002-06-06 13:38:19 by superplek superplek
this sucks
sucks added on the 2002-07-05 13:05:36 by gekko gekko
HOËK: WILD DEMO COMPO IS FOR ENTERTAINING PEOPLE (okay, I accept the existment of demos like Dose2). DEMOCOMPO EXISTS ONLY BECAUSE SOME PPL MIGHT WANT TO SHOW HOW GOOD THEY ARE IN CODING, DRAWING ETC. SO FUCK OFF!
added on the 2002-07-10 21:20:04 by asasel asasel
1. Dont make demos, they suck...
2. I'm danish and the lyrics are no fun AT ALL ...they suck too
3. If you can code then do it, and make something good, instead of your crappy "lets make something fun in this demo instead of something than rocks"
4. If you cant code then dont do something like this ... and you have to realise that TP IS DEAD ...and so does the organisers
sucks added on the 2002-07-21 06:33:56 by dwarf dwarf
REALIZATION!
wow! Jaw-droppingly bad
sucks added on the 2002-10-18 08:17:12 by cats cats
i hate hybris/nemesis
sucks added on the 2003-03-24 03:26:59 by kimi kardashian kimi kardashian
:(
added on the 2004-02-28 15:04:44 by Gargaj Gargaj
this is a really poor demo.
but while reading through the comments again...
the discussion about it was even worse!
sucks added on the 2005-01-20 16:53:52 by mizc mizc
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sucks added on the 2005-06-09 13:40:20 by rio702 rio702
It's a priviledge to thumb down something this lame.
sucks added on the 2005-06-09 13:53:22 by Preacher Preacher
...rather i should not dl this :)
added on the 2005-06-09 14:32:19 by AbcuG! AbcuG!
Don't touch my drink, I need it NOW.
sucks added on the 2005-09-08 06:54:11 by ALiEN^bf ALiEN^bf
I hereby send 5.5 million thumbs down from all of Denmark and also nominating this for worst production EVER !
added on the 2005-09-08 11:00:52 by dwarf dwarf
Quote:
But it did exactly what i expect from a demo: It entertained me. If it did you not, vote it down.
sucks added on the 2006-01-16 20:52:14 by René Madenmann René Madenmann
How can something this bad be in second place with ...the other demo... on 3rd??? :S
WTF???
sucks added on the 2006-09-09 02:44:32 by xernobyl xernobyl
I still liked this alot, even if i didnt understand much danish. :D
rulez added on the 2007-03-10 01:54:05 by Exin Exin
I almost cried...
sucks added on the 2007-07-07 21:13:18 by Navis Navis
!
sucks added on the 2007-07-07 21:28:33 by waffle waffle
Music is fun if you're danish, but this result probably contributed to the demise of the party ... along with all the shouting gamers of course
sucks added on the 2007-09-18 11:03:44 by Steel Steel
Oh god, I hated this SO much in the compo.
sucks added on the 2007-09-18 11:09:16 by kusma kusma
omg
sucks added on the 2009-03-14 09:54:54 by SiR SiR
omfg!
sucks added on the 2014-03-26 12:30:19 by rez rez
Sounds better than the original :)
added on the 2014-05-15 01:44:52 by Gadler Gadler
What dwarf said.
sucks added on the 2014-05-26 15:32:54 by neptun neptun

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