hugi intro: wanted writers by EP

screenshot added by tomaes on 2006-07-03 17:10:40

platform :	MS-Dos MS-Dos
type :	1k 1k
release date :	july 2006

popularity : 63%

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hahahahaha, jesus christ... there is NO mountain high enough, is there ep!

added on the 2006-07-03 17:07:07 by okkie

erhm

sucks added on the 2006-07-03 17:13:02 by hollowman

coder colors! ;)

sucks added on the 2006-07-03 17:16:14 by [self-ban]

Yeah! that's called initiative :]

added on the 2006-07-03 17:20:22 by bdk

Good size optimizing and great message.

rulez added on the 2006-07-03 17:31:18 by Zplex

At least you've feel the joke :)

THANK YOU!

And please write or call so we will get better intros.

added on the 2006-07-03 17:31:22 by ep

fucking hell

sucks added on the 2006-07-03 17:32:32 by parcelshit

plzdietnx

sucks added on the 2006-07-03 17:33:34 by rmeht

sucks added on the 2006-07-03 17:34:44 by xeNusion

No, not very funny!

sucks added on the 2006-07-03 17:35:53 by Cj

Thanks for making it clear I shouldn't even consider doing such things this intro suggests.

sucks added on the 2006-07-03 17:41:09 by teel

Hugi world domination....

Damn, i have run out of thumbs

added on the 2006-07-03 17:45:53 by Zplex

even nextempire does better

sucks added on the 2006-07-03 17:50:44 by post malone

sucks added on the 2006-07-03 17:52:08 by Preacher

sucks added on the 2006-07-03 18:00:23 by guardian ٩๏̯͡๏۶

Not bad for a joke :)

added on the 2006-07-03 18:17:20 by Optimus

sucks added on the 2006-07-03 18:23:45 by v3nom

Please stop redefining pathetic.

No, really, please stop.

sucks added on the 2006-07-03 18:33:31 by Î¶Ï‡ÏˆÏ‰Î²

Go look at some Amiga mag intros!

A low quality advert reflects a low quality product and they dont get much lower than this!

sucks added on the 2006-07-03 18:36:21 by Shanethewolf

What the fuck ?!

sucks added on the 2006-07-03 18:36:42 by wie8

wont dl, wont watch..
but i am sure:
fuck ep, fuck hugi..

sucks added on the 2006-07-03 18:38:41 by 4kum4

Stop beeing negative!
Every effort worth the cost.

Pay attention to low quality: this means "we need help". So insteed of bellowing, shouting, bitching, grumbling, moaning, crying and any other bad behaviour, simply help.

You get what you give: you give irrespect, you get bad intro. When you'll give good tutorials / sources, you'll get good prods to watch. When you'll give good articles / links, you'll get good mags, and so on.

Ha yeah, and please, please improve your vocabulary because F**K is really Rambo like, I mean low or not educated American / African / European / Asian. At least give tips to improve, but saying "it suxxs" doesn't help. And in less than 1 KB under .com and MS DOS you can't expect the 64 KB quality you're used to see by sceners with 5 to 10 years daily experience in democoding.

rulez added on the 2006-07-03 19:10:30 by ep

Just for the record, this is not an official Hugi release. But who cares ;-)

added on the 2006-07-03 19:14:48 by Adok

rulez added on the 2006-07-03 19:16:31 by third_dot

HEY EP! IT FUCKING SUCKS! DO YOU HEAR ME! IT FUCKING SUCKS ASS! IT SUCKS EGGS OUT OF AN OLD LADIES VAGINA!!! CAN YOU HEAR ME? HELLO!?!?! IT FUCKING SUCKS DICK!! MORE DICK THAN 20 FAGGOTS IN A MANTRAIN! CAN YOU HEAR ME!? CAN YOU!??? HELLO!???! FUCK!!!

rulez added on the 2006-07-03 19:19:33 by okkie

haha, i accidentily thumbed it up :D

added on the 2006-07-03 19:21:20 by okkie

OK, then I'll do so, too :)

(As said, it's not an official Hugi release, so it's not against the inofficial Pouet rules that I thumb it up even though I'm a Hugi member)

rulez added on the 2006-07-03 19:27:29 by Adok

yeah what okkie said! + intended thumb

sucks added on the 2006-07-03 19:27:46 by the_Ye-Ti

Don't let my thumb misguide you though! It was 100% an accident! Here is a moral thumb down.. BB Image

.. and for the fuck of it.. another one! BB Image

... and another one! BB Image

boom!

ps: ep, it FUCKING SUCKED!

added on the 2006-07-03 19:31:13 by okkie

pathetic

sucks added on the 2006-07-03 19:33:34 by StingRay

added on the 2006-07-03 19:45:06 by Adok

Better than Second Reality ;)

added on the 2006-07-03 19:48:27 by Adok

I found the user 'hugi-skype'
with skype but it wasnt online
actually I got a window saying it was to long ago it was used to no further information about this user can be given??

piggy :D

added on the 2006-07-03 19:50:55 by magic

sucks added on the 2006-07-03 19:52:37 by britelite

Do it in 256 Bytes or be a lamah!

sucks added on the 2006-07-03 20:10:46 by René Madenmann

fuck this shit

sucks added on the 2006-07-03 20:16:40 by fgfgf

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added on the 2006-07-03 20:16:59 by StingRay

hmm, that attempts sucks as much as the "intro" :D

added on the 2006-07-03 20:18:23 by StingRay

sucks added on the 2006-07-03 20:18:26 by absadhkjsaduoiw1

added on the 2006-07-03 20:20:09 by StingRay

ok, that didn't work either :D

added on the 2006-07-03 20:21:38 by StingRay

now looks nice :P

added on the 2006-07-03 20:24:12 by wie8

sucks added on the 2006-07-03 20:26:02 by havoc

ep.

sucks added on the 2006-07-03 20:29:55 by scamp

Havoc has a sense of art!!

added on the 2006-07-03 20:43:51 by Adok

Let's see if this will work out.

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added on the 2006-07-03 20:48:27 by Adok

Not exactly what I wanted. Maybe this will work out...

Code:

added on the 2006-07-03 20:54:04 by Adok

rulez added on the 2006-07-03 20:55:06 by alien^PDX

Almost there.

I'll leave it to you as an intelligence test whether you manage to find out what I wanted to say. ;)

added on the 2006-07-03 20:55:14 by Adok

I gave my thumb but I guess not all of you got my point. I'll leave that to you as an intelligence test whether you manage to find out what I wanted to say:
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added on the 2006-07-03 21:09:50 by René Madenmann

1K sucks

(I'm a Mensa member after all...)

added on the 2006-07-03 21:14:34 by Adok

Thanks, MadenMann. Now morons are also gonna get it.

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added on the 2006-07-03 21:18:24 by Adok

plzdontspamthx

sucks added on the 2006-07-03 21:40:39 by anesthetic

holy shit ep.. that's fucked up.

sucks added on the 2006-07-03 21:42:01 by iks

Conceptual :)

rulez added on the 2006-07-03 21:44:36 by Manwe

Whoever made this must have an extremely low iq.

sucks added on the 2006-07-03 21:57:42 by sparcus

What makes you think so, Sparcus?

It's an easy prod, true. If something is easy, it means you don't need to have a high IQ to make it. But it doesn't mean your IQ must be low.

added on the 2006-07-03 22:12:53 by Adok

Source is provided so you can optimize.
I'm sure in 256B it's possible:
I'll remove the font DB and simply invoke mode 40.
Colors could be better.
I've problem to be reached by skype.
I'll investigate and will post when it will work (I can call but don't receive calls though all the port mapping, firewalling and stuff about security is configured so it should work). Any help on this matter is welcome.
Simply open a thread because skype is the future and everybody need to know how to use it and route it.

Tnx.

added on the 2006-07-03 22:20:04 by ep

<o>

sucks added on the 2006-07-04 00:37:32 by p01

I just saved the germans from ever looking in this thread ever again. It's ILLEGAL now.

added on the 2006-07-04 01:29:28 by Shifter

ahhh, thank god! now i can't watch these prodcomments from an internet café no more!!one

added on the 2006-07-04 02:37:42 by madMixx

LOL, after taking a look at the source code I understand what Sparcus meant...

Hehe, maybe this could be a task for the next Hugi Size Coding Compo :)

Or let's make it the colloborative way, that would be more fun. Here's my first proposal:

Code:

; First attempt at optimizing this (half an hour) by Adok/Hugi
; Untested, no idea if it will run - I'll leave debugging to you, after all we're a cooperative, right?

Code    SEGMENT

        ASSUME  CS:Code, DS:Code
        ORG     100H

Start:
        MOV     AX,13H
        INT     10H

        ;CL stores the color
        MOV     CL,9
        CALL    FillBG
	
	;CX is loop counter; CL is the current color; set CX it to 65535
	XOR	CX,CX
	DEC	CX
        
loop1:

        MOV     X,10D
        MOV     Y,50D
        MOV     DL,56D                          ; DL stores cnt (assuming that DX is never used anywhere else)

        MOV     DI,OFFSET CharSet
        MOV     SI,OFFSET Text1

        CALL    PutString

	LOOP	loop1

	;CX is loop counter; CL is the current color; set CX it to 65535
	;XOR CX,CX - not necessary as CX is already 0
	DEC	CX

loop2:

        MOV     X,10D
        MOV     Y,170D

        MOV     DI,OFFSET CharSet
        MOV     SI,OFFSET Text2

        CALL    PutString

	LOOP	loop2

        XOR     AX,AX
        INT     16H

        MOV     AX,03H
        INT     10H

        MOV     AH,4CH
        INT     21H

;
; Functions
;

PutPixel        PROC                            ; Draw Pixel
        PUSHA

        PUSH    0A000H
        POP     ES
        MOV     AX,320D
        MUL     Y
        ADD     AX,X
        MOV     DI,AX
        MOV     AX,CX                           ; CL stores the color
        STOSB

        POPA
        RET
PutPixel        ENDP

FillBG          PROC                            ; Fill Background Colour
        MOV     X,319
        MOV     Y,199

FillLP:
        OR      X,X
        JE      NxtFill
        CALL    PutPixel
        DEC     X
        JMP     FillLP
NxtFill:
        MOV     X,319
        OR      Y,Y
        JE      EndFill
        DEC     Y
        JMP     FillLP
EndFill:
        RET
FillBG          ENDP
        

PutChar         PROC                            ; Display Character
        PUSH    DI
        CMP     AL,41H
        JL      EndTxtLP
        CMP     AL,5BH
        JG      EndTxtLP
        MOV     BX,X
        MOV     AX,Y
        PUSH    AX                              ; replacing MOV TMP,AX
        LODSB                                   ; same as MOV AL,[DI]
TxtLP:
        CMP     AL,13
        JE      TxtLPnxt
        CMP     AL,'$'
        JE      EndTxtLP
        DEC     AL                              ; instead of CMP AL,1
        JNE     Prnxt
        CALL    PutPixel
Prnxt:
        INC     X
        INC     DI
        LODSB                                   ; same as MOV AL,[DI]
        JMP     TxtLP
TxtLPnxt:
        MOV     X,BX
        INC     Y
        INC     DI
        LODSB                                   ; same as MOV AL,[DI]
        JMP     TxtLP
EndTxtLP:
        POP     AX                              ; replacing MOV AX,TMP
        POP     DI
        MOV     Y,AX
        RET
PutChar         ENDP


PutString       PROC                            ; Display String
        MOV     AL,[SI]
        SUB     AL,41H
        MUL     DL
        ADD     DI,AX
        MOV     AL,[SI]
StrLP:
        CMP     AL,'$'
        JE      EndStrLP
        CALL    PutChar
        INC     X
        INC     SI
        MOV     AL,[SI]
        MOV     DI,OFFSET CharSet
        SUB     AL,41H
        MUL     DL
        ADD     DI,AX
        MOV     AL,[SI]
        JMP     StrLP
EndStrLP:
        RET                
PutString       ENDP


;Variables
        X       DW 0
        Y       DW 0

        CharSet DB 0,0,1,1,0,0,0,13             ; 'A'
                DB 0,1,1,1,1,0,0,13
                DB 1,1,0,0,1,1,0,13
                DB 1,1,0,0,1,1,0,13
                DB 1,1,1,1,1,1,0,13
                DB 1,1,0,0,1,1,0,13
                DB 1,1,0,0,1,1,0,'$'

                DB 1,1,1,1,1,1,0,13             ; 'B'
                DB 0,1,1,0,0,1,1,13
                DB 0,1,1,0,0,1,1,13
                DB 0,1,1,1,1,1,0,13
                DB 0,1,1,0,0,1,1,13
                DB 0,1,1,0,0,1,1,13
                DB 1,1,1,1,1,1,0,'$'

                DB 0,0,1,1,1,1,0,13             ; 'C'
                DB 0,1,1,0,0,1,1,13
                DB 1,1,0,0,0,0,0,13
                DB 1,1,0,0,0,0,0,13
                DB 1,1,0,0,0,0,0,13
                DB 0,1,1,0,0,1,1,13
                DB 0,0,1,1,1,1,0,'$'

                DB 1,1,1,1,1,0,0,13             ; 'D'
                DB 0,1,1,0,1,1,0,13
                DB 0,1,1,0,0,1,1,13
                DB 0,1,1,0,0,1,1,13
                DB 0,1,1,0,0,1,1,13
                DB 0,1,1,0,1,1,0,13
                DB 1,1,1,1,1,0,0,'$'

                DB 1,1,1,1,1,1,1,13             ; 'E'
                DB 0,1,1,0,0,0,1,13
                DB 0,1,1,0,1,0,0,13
                DB 0,1,1,1,1,0,0,13
                DB 0,1,1,0,1,0,0,13
                DB 0,1,1,0,0,0,1,13
                DB 1,1,1,1,1,1,1,'$'

                DB 1,1,1,1,1,1,1,13             ; 'F'
                DB 0,1,1,0,0,0,1,13
                DB 0,1,1,0,1,0,0,13
                DB 0,1,1,1,1,0,0,13
                DB 0,1,1,0,1,0,0,13
                DB 0,1,1,0,0,0,0,13
                DB 1,1,1,1,0,0,0,'$'

                DB 0,0,1,1,1,1,0,13             ; 'G'
                DB 0,1,1,0,0,1,1,13
                DB 1,1,0,0,0,0,0,13
                DB 1,1,0,0,0,0,0,13
                DB 1,1,0,0,1,1,1,13
                DB 0,1,1,0,0,1,1,13
                DB 0,0,1,1,1,1,1,'$'

                DB 1,1,0,0,1,1,0,13             ; 'H'
                DB 1,1,0,0,1,1,0,13
                DB 1,1,0,0,1,1,0,13
                DB 1,1,1,1,1,1,0,13
                DB 1,1,0,0,1,1,0,13
                DB 1,1,0,0,1,1,0,13
                DB 1,1,0,0,1,1,0,'$'

                DB 0,1,1,1,1,0,0,13             ; 'I'
                DB 0,0,1,1,0,0,0,13
                DB 0,0,1,1,0,0,0,13
                DB 0,0,1,1,0,0,0,13
                DB 0,0,1,1,0,0,0,13
                DB 0,0,1,1,0,0,0,13
                DB 0,1,1,1,1,0,0,'$'

                DB 0,0,0,1,1,1,1,13             ; 'J'
                DB 0,0,0,0,1,1,0,13
                DB 0,0,0,0,1,1,0,13
                DB 0,0,0,0,1,1,0,13
                DB 1,1,0,0,1,1,0,13
                DB 1,1,0,0,1,1,0,13
                DB 0,1,1,1,1,0,0,'$'

                DB 1,1,1,0,0,1,1,13             ; 'K'
                DB 0,1,1,0,0,1,1,13
                DB 0,1,1,0,1,1,0,13
                DB 0,1,1,1,1,0,0,13
                DB 0,1,1,0,1,1,0,13
                DB 0,1,1,0,0,1,1,13
                DB 1,1,1,0,0,1,1,'$'

                DB 1,1,1,1,0,0,0,13             ; 'L'
                DB 0,1,1,0,0,0,0,13
                DB 0,1,1,0,0,0,0,13
                DB 0,1,1,0,0,0,0,13
                DB 0,1,1,0,0,0,1,13
                DB 0,1,1,0,0,1,1,13
                DB 1,1,1,1,1,1,1,'$'

                DB 1,1,0,0,0,1,1,13             ; 'M'
                DB 1,1,1,0,1,1,1,13
                DB 1,1,1,1,1,1,1,13
                DB 1,1,1,1,1,1,1,13
                DB 1,1,0,1,0,1,1,13
                DB 1,1,0,0,0,1,1,13
                DB 1,1,0,0,0,1,1,'$'

                DB 1,1,0,0,0,1,1,13             ; 'N'
                DB 1,1,1,0,0,1,1,13
                DB 1,1,1,1,0,1,1,13
                DB 1,1,0,1,1,1,1,13
                DB 1,1,0,0,1,1,1,13
                DB 1,1,0,0,0,1,1,13
                DB 1,1,0,0,0,1,1,'$'

                DB 0,0,1,1,1,0,0,13             ; 'O'
                DB 0,1,1,0,1,1,0,13
                DB 1,1,0,0,0,1,1,13
                DB 1,1,0,0,0,1,1,13
                DB 1,1,0,0,0,1,1,13
                DB 0,1,1,0,1,1,0,13
                DB 0,0,1,1,1,0,0,'$'

                DB 1,1,1,1,1,1,0,13             ; 'P'
                DB 0,1,1,0,0,1,1,13
                DB 0,1,1,0,0,1,1,13
                DB 0,1,1,1,1,1,0,13
                DB 0,1,1,0,0,0,0,13
                DB 0,1,1,0,0,0,0,13 
                DB 1,1,1,1,0,0,0,'$'

                DB 0,1,1,1,1,0,0,13             ; 'Q'
                DB 1,1,0,0,1,1,0,13
                DB 1,1,0,0,1,1,0,13
                DB 1,1,0,0,1,1,0,13
                DB 1,1,0,1,1,1,0,13
                DB 0,1,1,1,1,0,0,13
                DB 0,0,0,0,1,1,0,'$'

                DB 1,1,1,1,1,1,0,13             ; 'R'
                DB 0,1,1,0,0,1,1,13
                DB 0,1,1,0,0,1,1,13
                DB 0,1,1,1,1,1,0,13
                DB 0,1,1,0,1,1,0,13
                DB 0,1,1,0,0,1,1,13
                DB 1,1,1,0,0,1,1,'$'

                DB 0,1,1,1,1,0,0,13             ; 'S'
                DB 1,1,0,0,1,1,0,13
                DB 1,1,1,0,0,0,0,13
                DB 0,1,1,1,0,0,0,13
                DB 0,0,0,1,1,1,0,13
                DB 1,1,0,0,1,1,0,13
                DB 0,1,1,1,1,0,0,'$'

                DB 1,1,1,1,1,1,0,13             ; 'T'
                DB 1,0,1,1,0,1,0,13
                DB 0,0,1,1,0,0,0,13
                DB 0,0,1,1,0,0,0,13
                DB 0,0,1,1,0,0,0,13
                DB 0,0,1,1,0,0,0,13
                DB 0,1,1,1,1,0,0,'$'

                DB 1,1,0,0,1,1,0,13             ; 'U'
                DB 1,1,0,0,1,1,0,13
                DB 1,1,0,0,1,1,0,13
                DB 1,1,0,0,1,1,0,13
                DB 1,1,0,0,1,1,0,13
                DB 1,1,0,0,1,1,0,13
                DB 0,1,1,1,1,0,0,'$'

                DB 1,1,0,0,1,1,0,13             ; 'V'
                DB 1,1,0,0,1,1,0,13
                DB 1,1,0,0,1,1,0,13
                DB 1,1,0,0,1,1,0,13
                DB 1,1,0,0,1,1,0,13
                DB 0,1,1,1,1,0,0,13
                DB 0,0,1,1,0,0,0,'$'

                DB 1,1,0,0,0,1,1,13             ; 'W'
                DB 1,1,0,0,0,1,1,13
                DB 1,1,0,0,0,1,1,13
                DB 1,1,0,1,0,1,1,13
                DB 1,1,1,1,1,1,1,13
                DB 1,1,1,0,1,1,1,13
                DB 1,1,0,0,0,1,1,'$'

                DB 1,1,0,0,0,1,1,13             ; 'X'
                DB 1,1,0,0,0,1,1,13
                DB 0,1,1,0,1,1,0,13
                DB 0,0,1,1,1,0,0,13
                DB 0,0,1,1,1,0,0,13
                DB 0,1,1,0,1,1,0,13
                DB 1,1,0,0,0,1,1,'$'

                DB 1,1,0,0,1,1,0,13             ; 'Y'
                DB 1,1,0,0,1,1,0,13
                DB 1,1,0,0,1,1,0,13
                DB 0,1,1,1,1,0,0,13
                DB 0,0,1,1,0,0,0,13
                DB 0,0,1,1,0,0,0,13
                DB 0,1,1,1,1,0,0,'$'

                DB 1,1,1,1,1,1,1,13             ; 'Z'
                DB 1,1,0,0,0,1,1,13
                DB 1,0,0,0,1,1,0,13
                DB 0,0,0,1,1,0,0,13
                DB 0,0,1,1,0,0,1,13
                DB 0,1,1,0,0,1,1,13
                DB 1,1,1,1,1,1,1,'$'

                DB 0,0,0,0,0,0,0,13             ; Space
                DB 0,0,0,0,0,0,0,13
                DB 0,0,0,0,0,0,0,13
                DB 0,0,0,0,0,0,0,13
                DB 0,0,0,0,0,0,0,13
                DB 0,0,0,0,0,0,0,13
                DB 0,0,0,0,0,0,0,'$'

                DB 0,0,0,1,1,0,0,13             ; @
                DB 0,0,1,0,0,1,0,13
                DB 0,0,1,0,1,0,1,13
                DB 0,0,1,0,1,0,1,13
                DB 0,0,1,0,0,1,0,13
                DB 0,0,0,1,0,0,1,13
                DB 0,0,0,0,1,1,0,'$'
                
                DB 0,0,0,0,0,0,0,13             ; .
                DB 0,0,0,0,0,0,0,13
                DB 0,0,0,0,0,0,0,13
                DB 0,0,0,0,0,0,0,13
                DB 0,0,0,0,0,0,0,13
                DB 0,0,0,1,1,0,0,13
                DB 0,0,0,1,1,0,0,'$'


        Text1   DB  'PLEASE[WRITE[ARTICLES[FOR[HUGI','$'
        Text2   DB  'CDVOLKO[AT[GMX[DOT[NET','$'

Code    ENDS
        END     Start

added on the 2006-07-04 03:11:14 by Adok

Actually the size coding compos were a bad idea. We should have always done it the colloborative. This way you learn more.

added on the 2006-07-04 03:20:35 by Adok

sucks added on the 2006-07-04 03:29:32 by Quarryman

For the love of god, somebody just delete this whole trainwreck..

added on the 2006-07-04 09:14:30 by okkie

OMG, This sucks in so many levels. I think this will not encourage people to write hugi.

sucks added on the 2006-07-04 09:22:47 by blueflame

OMG, This sucks in so many levels. I think this will not encourage people to write to hugi.

added on the 2006-07-04 09:23:07 by blueflame

sucks added on the 2006-07-04 10:20:58 by Axel

Shifter: disproove :D, the word is not forbidden...so I took a peek and went temporarely blind...YATS!
Thanks anyway...the spirit counts... :P

the "prod" even crosses the outer rim of total whackness

sucks added on the 2006-07-04 12:04:36 by d0DgE

ERRR... YEAH!!!111

sucks added on the 2006-07-04 12:18:28 by v4nl4me

*PIER*

sucks added on the 2006-07-04 12:29:31 by uncle-x

sucks added on the 2006-07-04 13:11:37 by skrebbel

let's hotlink!

added on the 2006-07-04 13:15:06 by teel

fucking shit, teel, i was just having breakfast...

added on the 2006-07-04 13:40:17 by dipswitch

after seeing that, i guess i'll lay low on currywursts at breakpoint next year :((

added on the 2006-07-04 13:42:03 by post malone

dipswitch: breakfast on a tuesday at 13:45?!

god bless studentlife... ;-(

added on the 2006-07-04 13:43:20 by havoc

seems to be the most downloaded and commented prod right now

rulez added on the 2006-07-04 14:21:40 by Sverker

Quote:

Better than Second Reality ;)

How dare you saying that!?!?

sucks added on the 2006-07-04 15:48:47 by xernobyl

teel: I agree with dipswitch. This picture is really disgusting.

added on the 2006-07-04 15:51:02 by Adok

BETTER THAN TITAN!

rulez added on the 2006-07-04 16:19:48 by uns3en_

Less disgusting than this intro though.

added on the 2006-07-04 16:58:54 by teel

fuck your coding skillz ep. really fuck them...

sucks added on the 2006-07-04 17:50:52 by decipher

...

sucks added on the 2006-07-06 15:05:12 by las

wtf

sucks added on the 2006-07-06 16:02:33 by spritus

Haha, super Ding.

rulez added on the 2006-07-06 19:14:31 by novel

EP: Selfvoting SUCKS.

sucks added on the 2006-07-06 20:16:54 by eye

sucks added on the 2006-07-07 03:01:18 by ALiEN^bf

wtf!?

sucks added on the 2006-07-14 23:11:04 by got

Screenshot +4 times size of the "prod"!

BTW, did this thing really need EVERY character coded...?

sucks added on the 2006-07-17 03:16:21 by stage7

stage7: It definitely did not. Yet another thing that could be used for size-optimizing this prog.

added on the 2006-07-17 03:35:45 by Adok

The only characters it needs are:

ACDEFGHIKLMNOPRSTUVWX

added on the 2006-07-17 03:38:49 by Adok

shit

sucks added on the 2006-07-24 18:32:57 by gg|rhg

Adok: I've added the @ and the - so there is more characters than what you think. Dealing with the unused chars would have been a mess: they are stored in the ASCII order and I use this fact for saving few bytes not storing the long string you've typed higher. Add to this that I'm not a king in ASM X86.

But to be honest:

1/ no black background: enjoy the difference, don't you feel it? You're less stressed!

2/ best music ever played in a 1KB: "enjoy the silence" by no-sound studios! Remastered, improved and modernized for all latest sound hardware available worldwide including 7.1 loudspeakers.

3/ all VGA video cards compatible

4/ 286 compatible

5/ MS-DOS compatible

6/ 65535 colors displayed

So overall this is a real big SHIT and I'm not proud of it: was done while brazil was playing against our "old, fat, lame and incompetent football team" !

Please make a decent screenshot so we see there is colors in this "demo".

added on the 2006-07-31 18:11:51 by ep

Holy shit, that pic above is quite possibly the sickest thing I've ever seen.

As for the "prod"; It would've been much better with a black background.

...

Ah, who am I kidding, not even the pig could've saved this one.

sucks added on the 2006-09-04 08:37:51 by wb

thanks to the people whose support we got for issue 32..

rulez added on the 2006-09-17 17:39:20 by magic

ihr spinnt doch alle!!

BB Image

sucks added on the 2006-10-29 16:03:49 by Freakazoid

even 1k is pure waste

sucks added on the 2007-10-02 21:56:41 by chromag

Quote:

Better than Second Reality ;)

If you're referring to your second reality, you might be right.

Absolute bullshit - when you want to run a mag these days, you should do the exact opposite of what you guys are doing.

Seriously.

sucks added on the 2008-04-22 11:26:00 by Nutman^IRIS