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2017-08-29
We'll never stop living this way!
2017-08-30
JOHann!!!
Is this your ICBM, JOHANN?
Wo heiraten Coder? In std::amt
2017-08-31
i am a banana
2017-09-02
Johann != C64 || Kevin == Kim
2017-09-06
Arr, he's actually a pirate.
2017-09-12
co, der s finally real, izedthey can not in, to color .V*
2017-09-13
goats everywhere. there, a goat. there is another goat. goat.
2017-09-17
you are in a dark cave. north of you there is a lever. in the west you see an amiga 500 (turned off). you notice a faint echo of chiptunes coming from the east
you stand in front of an amiga 500 (turned off). life is peaceful here. you notice a tiny led indicating that there is no power. to the east is a dark cave.
2017-09-18
you flip the switch, trying to switch on the amiga 500 (turned off). The screen stays black, nothing happens. You are engulfed by silence, a subtle sense of dread creating goosebumps on your skin. You realize how cold it is here. To the east is a dark cave.
go east
just as you take the first step east, the rsi megademo disk explodes. you die. game over. also, make the oneliner more infocom, ktnxbye
2017-09-20
Arr, you're actually a pirate!
2017-10-07
a a a a a a a a
2017-10-19
offscreen apologies
2017-10-20
johann!
2017-11-08
your demo is so loud it breaks the needle of your vu meter
2017-12-28
bam!
2017-12-29
Hydrant.
2018-01-02
that moment when you realize you need robust audio fingerprinting for your own rights management ;/
We'll never stop living this way!