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- 2002-11-21
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ADVERTISE FOR FREE AT POUET!! - yes
- 2003-06-11
- The nation of bees has arrived
- 2003-06-12
- I threw a SVGA monitor from the 22nd floor and it landed on a passing car and exploded.
- 2003-06-18
- "Breeding begins when the moles are one year old"
- 2003-06-27
- Soy!
- Sometimes I just pee in a cup in my room when I'm feeling lazy.
- 2003-06-30
- I have a bad feeling about this. It might be time to send out a search party.
- 2003-07-02
- What is a troll?
- 2003-07-18
- hardcore wrestling death matches!
- 2003-07-30
- I like to watch demos thru a straw!
- 2003-07-31
- BUNS! BUNS! BUNS!
- 2003-08-10
- SLAP-A-DICK!
- 2003-08-13
- Optimus: I believe you are intimidated by girls with experience or social awareness because you feel they see you as inexperienced. Goth girls appeal because they portray themselves as social outcasts. correct?
- You can delete Porkys account cos he's not using it properly and is being a dick!
- 2003-08-16
- Thank you sceners for all your troubles, now fly away in your magic bubbles.
- 2003-08-19
- "My First Machine(s)" - a 10 part novel written by Optimus. COMING SOON!
- I love your posts really Optimus! :)
- 2003-08-20
- Respect to Raoul for getting a major erection!
- Shit! Please believe me. I meant to say "REACTION"!!
- 2003-08-26
- Truce! Please!
- 2003-08-30
- Optimus: The best way to deal with problems with parents is to go to them out of the blue and tell them you love them. They will think you are dying and if they do, act suspiciously when you deny it. It'll get them thinking!
- 2003-08-31
- Actually it was Hiroyoshi who stole the email because he told me. He told me to keep it a secret but I can't stand by and let Bjerte get blamed again!
- My grandad won't let me install MIRC.
- 2003-09-02
- My dad is a teapot, my mum is a ferris wheel. I am a doorknob, my friend is a boomerang, his cousin is a mousetrap, his cousin's friend's dad is a box of washing powder, his friend is a microphone. I am a wolfthedog.